Monday, April 27, 2009

If You Let Natasha Think About Summer

If You Let Natasha Think About Summer
Written By: Natasha
Illustrated by: Whatever came up on google images

If you let Natasha think about summer,
She's going to ask for upbeat music.
When you giver her upbeat music,
She'll probably ask for another song.
When she's finished, she'll ask for ice cream.
Then she'll want to look outside to see the nice day.
When she looks outside she might notice the window is dirty. So she'll probably ask for Windex.

When she's finished cleaning the window, she'll want a broom to sweep up.
She'll start sweeping.

She might even get carried away and sweep the whole house.
She may even end up washing the floors as well!
When she's done, she'll probably want a nap.
You'll have to fix up a bed for her with a blanket and a pillow.
She'll crawl in, make herself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times.
She'll probably want you to sing her a song.
So you'll sing to her with your guitar and she'll ask to sing along.
When she sings along she'll get so excited she'll want to play her guitar.

She'll play her guitar.
When the song is finished, you'll want her autograph, in pen.

Then she'll want to hang her autograph on the window.

Which means she'll need scotch tape.
She'll hang her autograph and she'll stand back to look at it.
Looking at the window will remind her that
she's bored.
So...

She's going to ask for some music.

And chances are if she asks for music.
She's going to want summer vacation to go with it.


In case you are an idiot or live under a rock this is a new version of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.

~Natasha

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