Tampons and Pads

So today I was enjoying a lovely evening of procrastination when someone knocked on my door. This is what went down.
"Hey Natasha"
"Hey Becca what is up?"
"We are doing a service project and do you have any feminine products you would want to donate to our cause?"
"Umm let me look."
"Hey Leah do you have anything?"
"Yes here you can have some of my deodorant. I have an extra one."
"Yeah I have no idea where my stuff is."
"Well you have until March 8."


WTF?!?!?!?!?! I will not be donating anything. That was so frickin' awkward.

~Natasha

Three... Two... One... BLASTOFF!!

(A Princess rocket)

(It says my name but backwards)

Every princess needs to know about outer space. That is just the facts of life. On Wednesday my reading buddy princess and I will be learning about space in case she ever needs to send some of her people into space. We will wear tiaras while reading about space and then we will create rockets fit for a princess. Princess do travel in Space sometimes you know.

~Natasha

The Importance of Breakfast

So this morning as I was walking to class I happened to be walking with a lot of girls from my classes. A professor I had from last semester came up and was walking with us and she asked me if we all came from breakfast. I responded "psh no I do not get up early enough for breakfast" This prompted a long lecture about the importance of breakfast... "if you even just break the word down break fast. You just have to eat something quickly in the morning to start your metabolism." ... "You might think that you would consume less calories by skipping breakfast but that is not so. You consume about 200 more calories by skipping it" ... "even right now you could be eating a granola bar and then you would be good to start your day." ... "please eat it tomorrow It will make me feel better." ... "My sister never eats breakfast and I just do not unserdtand it." This was one of the most awkward/funniest things that has happened to me in quiet some time. I hope you are laughing tomorrow morning when you are eating breakfast. FYI I for sure will be eating breakfast tomorrow. That was worse than a lecture from my own mother.

~Natasha

So Sorry

So sorry that I have not been able to post for a while. I do feel bad about that. I have just been really busy with homework.

Now As you see above. My RA gave me a valentine and it just happened to be my favorite Princess of all time. BELLE!!!! How exciting! Happy belated Valentine's day

Love
Natasha

God Really Does Love Everyone

It is spring!! I feel happy also there is good ice cream in the cafeteria tonight. That is always delicious. So today there was mud and puddles everywhere and I totally loved it! Even though it made my pants all gross and disgusting I could care less. It is not cold and the snow is all melting. The river is thawing. SPRING SPRING SPRING!!!! I LOVE THE SPRING.

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

The Jonas Brothers didn't win. HAHAHAHAHAH

Joe looks like such a dumbass!


Natasha

Why Are You So Rude? Part 2

So this weekend my roommate decided to leave. She never told me that she would be leaving on Saturday morning before 7:00. I think that it is just common courtesy to let your roommate know when you are leaving. I had thought that she left but was not sure. I was only 100% positive that she had gone home when I saw her status update on facebook. Seriously? I always let her know when I am going to be gone for extended periods of time. So today she comes back and I said "nice to see you again. I thought you were dead." and she glared at me like wtf is your problem. She did not even say anything. WTF? Also she smelled like cigarettes my least favorite smell. So she better not start being a smoker now too. She is already an alcoholic though so why not?

Natasha

2 weeks down!

So I have made it through the first two weeks of the semester!! YAY!!!! only a few more hahah left!!! So sorry that I did not blog yesterday but I went to bed at 7:00. Yes you read that correctly. I was so tired and I was reading on our futon when I fell asleep when I woke up I got into bed and slept until 8:00 this morning. CRAZY I know. Also my roommie is gone again. I think that she went to hang with the family but I am not sure. It is a little frustrating that she does not tell me when she is leaving or returning. It would just be polite to tell your roommate these sorts of things. Other than that it is a beautiful day outside and I am totally going out there this afternoon.

Have a wonderful Saturday!

A Little Eye Candy for Today

Alright so my post has nothing to do with him what so ever but I thought you might enjoy a little eye candy. I really have nothing to talk to you about at the moment. Hmm today I made a new facebook friend... at really good food... had a really long day in classes... played the guitar... yeah that is really all I did today. So... Hmmm... Well I do have this to say. TOMORROW is FRIDAY!!! YAY

Natasha

My Love...

When I was a little girl in 5th grade I really wanted the new Backstreet Boys CD for my birthday. My dad who was very anti BSB had another idea. When I open the present from my dad it is not the BSB CD instead it is Van Morrison's Greatest Hits. I was seriously pissed. One, who the hell was this guy? and Two, Why did I want his CD? I did not. My dad had bought me a present for himself. After throwing a huge fit about how selfish my dad was being. I put the CD into my CD player and I immediately fell in love. Van's voice is amazing and the way he sings just makes me wish that I were musically talented. I never admitted to my dad that I liked him. But let's face it I LOVE VAN MORRISON!!! OK? I love his music. I now buy more and more of his songs on iTunes whenever someone gives me money for it. So go to iTunes and check him out.

My favorite song of his (at the moment. Seriously it changes by the second because I love them all) is
Madame Joy (here are the lyrics)

All the men would turn their head
When she walked down the street
Clothes are fine and hair that shine
Smiling oh so sweet, smiling oh so sweet

Got a taste of all religion
Comes on with the new
In her hair a yellow ribbon
And she's decked out all in blue
Oh yes in, decked out all in blue

Steppin' lightly, steppin' brightly
With her books in hand
Going to the university to teach them
Help them understand
And are helping 'em understand

And all the kids would love to see her
Follow in her steps
And tell her stories and adore her
Climb in through the fence
Climb in through the fence

Here she comes walking
Here she comes talking
I do believe it's Madame Joy
Walking past that old street corner
And she's looking for her boy
Oh yes she is, looking for her boy

Steppin' lightly, steppin' brightly
With her books in hand
Going to the university to teach them
Help them understand
Yeah, help them understand

I was looking at the way she moved me
And I was seeing every side
Tell me, can I learn the language
Have you got the mind, have you got the mind

Here she comes walking
Here she comes talking
I do believe it's Madame Joy
She's walking by that old street corner
And she's looking for her boy
Oh yes looking for her boy

And all the men would turn their head
When she walked down the street
Clothes refined and hair that shine
And smiling oh so sweet, oh yes, she's smiling oh so sweet
Smiling, smiling oh so sweet, yeah, yeah, yeah
Smiling, smiling oh so sweet

And all the men would
And all the men would turn their head around
When that woman walked down the street
When that woman walked down the street
When that, when that woman walked
When that woman walked, when that woman walked
When that woman walked, when that woman walked
When that woman walked, what she wore
When that woman, when that woman, when that woman
When that woman, when that woman, when that woman
When that woman, when that woman, when that woman
When that woman, when that woman walked
She just walked
Just kept on walking down the street
When she walked, when she walked down

AMAZING

~Natasha

Only 25 more days of February Left!!

So as you have gathered from the title and other posts I have written. I am a huge fan of countdowns. I wanted to start counting down to spring break (38 days) but that seemed so far away. So i decided to start counting down to the end of February. Thank goodness Feb. is such a short month. So after the Feb countdown I will count down to Spring Break and then to Easter Break and then to SUMMER VACATION!!! Woohoo I am currently just a few short countdowns to Summer!

Natasha

Happy Groundhog's Day!

So.. how was your groundhog's day? Mine was stressful and exhausting but do not worry it is almost over. Today is officially in the top ten favorite holiday list for me. BTW Phill predicted six more weeks of winter which is a shame. I was sort of over winter and that stupid groundhog said no ma'am you will have six more months of hell. Oh well what is one to do?

I am just not really in the blogging mood today. Sorry. This is all I really have to say.

Natasha

Happy February!!

Today is February 1 and so in honor of today I would like to tell you all about February

• It is the second month of the year
• It is the shortest month

February 2 is Groundhog Day
February 14 is Valentine's Day
February 16 is President's Day

On each of these days I will have a special blog (if I remember and if there is nothing more exciting to talk about) describing the holiday and why I love it. Basically my favorite day is Groundhog Day because seriously WTF.

Also this year Lent begins in February. So Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday) is February 24 and Ash Wednesday is February 25. I will also write about those of course.

Also my mom is coming today and she was just going to stop by and drop stuff off on the way to visit a school my brother is looking at. BUT she is coming up earlier and taking me out to lunch.


Also in case you are reading this. This is for an audience. My friends and family read this and LOVE it.




~Natasha