Saturday, October 17, 2009
The End
Love,
Natasha
P.S. This blog is the coolest thing ever and I love it to death.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
WOAH
Also have any good programming ideas? I think that it would be really helpful because I am not creative at all.
~Natasha
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Bored out of my mind
Also no one is on facebook to talk to. And Kristine you have not been on AIM a lot which makes me sad. hahaha I still love you though but we seriously need to talk again soon.
So right now my entire floor is empty and I am so alone. GAH I wish that someone was here that I could hang out with.
BLAH
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
First Day of Training, Second Day Back
Love,
Natasha
P.S. There are fireworks going on outside and it sounds like explosives.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Moving In
Natasha
Friday, June 26, 2009
My Sister's Keeper
F.Y.I THE ENDING WAS PERFECT IN THE BOOK THERE WAS NO NO NO REASON TO CHANGE IT!!!!!
FUCKERS
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
My Life Is Complete
YAY!!!!!!!!
Group 1
- Name the most terrifying moment of your life so far.
When I was scared.
- If you wanted to look very sexy, how would you dress?
Like normal hahaha I have no idea
- What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble?
No one hahaha
- What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
- If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?
EDWARD CULLEN PLEASE!!!!!
- Do you believe honesty is the best policy?
Actually no. Sometimes I think it is ok to keep little things to yourself especially if it will hurt someone.
- What vegetable do you most resemble?
Um... Cucumber because I am cool as a cucumber bahahahaha
- What dead person would you least want to be haunted by?
All of them... why would you want to be haunted?
- Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with? Least like?
Most that's easy Robert Pattinson. Least... hmmm... I am not sure. Perez Hilton.
- What do you think Victoria’s secret is?
I have no idea also I do not really care
- Which cartoon character do you resemble the most?
What? I am not sure. Perhaps Dora because I am a little Spanglish sometimes hahahaha
- Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
A week without bathing. I have done it before when I was sick. Not all that bad
- Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?
SUMMER!!!!!!!!!
- You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how?
I would like to die like the couple in the notebook.
- You can choose your last meal. What will the menu consist of?
Mexican Food or Chinese Food... wait BOTH!!!
- If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?
LITTLE PEOPLE BIG WORLD!!!!!!!
- List 5 people you know. Then describe each of them in 5 words.
Kristine- Hilarious, Marie- Brillant, Tatiana- Silly, Ian- Genius, Mom- Lovely - You can select one person from history and ask them a question to which they must give a thruthful reply. Whom would you select, and what question would you ask?
I would ask hmm so many good ones I cannot choose one at all.
- If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?
I would want to do tricks with the tiger.
- You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?
Wow this is a tough one. Of course you would want your biological child because that one is "yours" but you have a special bond with the fake one... I would want the real one.
- Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose?
Nope hahaha why would you want to live that long? Ok but yes if Edward Cullen was going to be with me
- Would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend? What if your lie would save his life?
I would not lie but if it would save his life I would. I think the death penalty is stupid.
- Would you be willing to eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?
No way in hell
- Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams whenever you wished?
No?
- Would you be willing to give up sex for one year if you knew it would give you a much deeper sense of peace than you have now? Yes
Group 2
- If you could have anyone locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, whom would you choose, and how would you torment them?
I like this one. I would pick Rob Pattinson and I would make him help me with my guitar skills. I need to play a little more.
- Do you feel that children should be sheltered from unhappiness?
No I think that you have to experience unhappiness to appreciate your life.
- The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
Of course. I love kids also why would you not do that? It would be selfish
- If you could have personally witnessed one event in history, what would you want to have seen?
I would have liked to see wow this is hard. Um the Titanic set sail. I would not want to be on it.
- What rights should the father have if his unmarried girlfriend wants an abortion?
I think that he should have equal rights because the kids is half his and would not exist without him
- Assuming that complete recovery were instantaneous, would you be willing to accept a year of total paralysis below the neck to prevent the otherwise certain extinction of a species of animal?
Yes. Am I insane?
- Would you be willing to have horrible nightmares every night for a year if you would be rewarded with extraordinary wealth?
No. I get scared really easily and I would hate that. Hate it. Well on second thought maybe
- Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 5 years to become extremely attractive? 10 years? 15 years?
No. not at all
- Would you enjoy spending a month of solitude in a beautiful natural setting? Food and shelter would be provided but you would not see another person.
Yes I think that would be really fun. I would totally want to do that. It would be such a fun and freeing experience... I think.
- Would you generally be overdressed or underdressed at a party?
I would be overdressed.. no probably underdressed
- If you could wake up tomorrow in the body of someone else currently living, would you do so? Whom would you pick?
I would. I would want to be my dog hahaha kiddding. not sure
- Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it guaranteed immunity from all major diseases?
No
- Have you ever been sexually attracted to a family member or a person of an inappropriate age? How did you deal with it?
What a family memeber? NO. A person of an inappropriate age? Hmm well in fifth grade I had a crush on my male spanish teacher. I did nothing about it.
- Have you ever returned an item to a store for a refund after having used it?
Nope
- Would you like to have a child much more intelligent and attractive than yourself?
Yes. Doesn't everyone want children to be better than they are?
- If you could have one superpower, which would you choose?
YES!! I would want to be a vampire. bahaha kidding (not) but I would want the power to be invisable.
- What was the most recent movie that made you cry?
Into the Wild. I seriously balled my eyes out
- You can cast any actor no longer alive to play you in a film about your life. Whom would you cast in the role?
? No idea?
- You can cast any actor now alive to play you in a film about your life. Whom would you cast in the role?
Kristen Stewart. I think she is interesting.
- If you could be any age again for one week, what age would you be?
I would want to be 17. Kidding I have no idea I just picked a random age
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Goal For SUMMER
- The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
- Songs of the Humpback Whale by Jodi Picoult
- Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
- Harvesting the Heart by Jodi Picoult
- The Bean Trees by Barbara Kingsolver
- Mercy by Jodi Picoult
- The Giver by Lois Lowry
- Plain Truth by Jodi Picoult
- The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini
- Salem Falls by Jodi Picoult
- The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Perfect Match by Jodi Picoult
- The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers
- Second Glance by Jodi Picoult
- Life of Pi by Yann Martel
- Vanishing Acts by Jodi Picoult
- Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt
- The Tenth Circle by Jodi Picoult
- The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank
- Change of Heart by Jodi Picoult
- Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson
- Handle With Care by Jodi Picoult
- Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
- New Moon by Stephanie Meyer
- Eclipse by Stephanie Meyer
- Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer
- The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
- Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
- Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
- Winnie the Pooh by AA Mine
- The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett
- Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
~Natasha
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Empty
Ok ok my room is so so white and boring without anything on the walls and without my bed lofted it feels so so small and weird. Also I have nothing in like any of the drawers or the closet. SO weird. So now I feel weird like I have nothing to do even though i have a list about 3 miles long. Yes that is actually how long it is. Also i just noticed that this is a really boring post. I am sort of ashamed. I have not really sad anything worthwhile this past month and I am sorry to let you down. Maybe I should just pack it up early for summer vacation.
~Natasha
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Moving Out
I have recently been watching College Life on MTV. Can I just please announce that I LOVE THAT SHOW? Ok so that kid that got the tattoo Jordan I think his name is. I think that you are an idiot. I think that your parents have every right to come and get you from school. Kevin the one that drinks all the time. You are also an idiot. Why are you throwing away your future and why are you not taking anything seriously? IDIOT. If you have not started watching this show yet you need to start. It is possibly the worst/best thing that I have ever seen. Also when I am watching this I thank God that my freshman year of college was not filmed and turned into a reality show. I love the girl who quit becuase it was effecting her grades. I admire her for that.
Also Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico's independence day. I hate when people say that as they ignorantly celebrate with Tequila and tacos. Seriously get it right... although I would really like some Margaritas right about now. bahahaha but seriously that sounds so tasty.
~Natasha
Sunday, May 3, 2009
I'm BACK
Also this weekend my stupid roommate stayed here and she is driving me insane because she is such an idiot. I seriously cannot wait until we are done.
Natasha
Monday, April 27, 2009
If You Let Natasha Think About Summer
Written By: Natasha
Illustrated by: Whatever came up on google images
If you let Natasha think about summer,
She's going to ask for upbeat music.
When you giver her upbeat music,
She'll probably ask for another song.
When she's finished, she'll ask for ice cream.
Then she'll want to look outside to see the nice day.
When she looks outside she might notice the window is dirty. So she'll probably ask for Windex.
When she's finished cleaning the window, she'll want a broom to sweep up.
She'll start sweeping.She might even get carried away and sweep the whole house.
When she's done, she'll probably want a nap.
You'll have to fix up a bed for her with a blanket and a pillow.
She'll crawl in, make herself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times.
She'll probably want you to sing her a song.
So you'll sing to her with your guitar and she'll ask to sing along.
When she sings along she'll get so excited she'll want to play her guitar.She'll play her guitar.
When the song is finished, you'll want her autograph, in pen.
Then she'll want to hang her autograph on the window.Which means she'll need scotch tape.
she's bored.
So...She's going to ask for some music.
And chances are if she asks for music.
She's going to want summer vacation to go with it.
In case you are an idiot or live under a rock this is a new version of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.
~Natasha
Sunday, April 26, 2009
It's Raining It's Pooring The Old Man Is Snoring
~Natasha
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Dang
~Natasha
Kristine!!!
Natasha needs...
to be an only child
to breakup with that slumbag of a boyfriend she has
to make up her mind
$600 to start the donor search
a foster home
Natasha looks like...
Nicole Kidman
a dude
her mother at the same age
Ginger from Chicken Run
she has done this before
Natasha wants...
to carry on dancing
everyone to know she is engaged to Justin
peace
to be successful with music
Natasha likes...
keeping fit with swimming, running, and pilates
nothing better than whipping her top off
flowers
ham
it normal
Some of these are ridiculously funny. I hope that you like it.
~Natasha
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Please God Let This Be True!
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
This better be true!
~Natasha
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
S L O W

The internet is very slow here today and I feel like I have been thrown back into those awful days when we had AOL dial up at my house. I seriously think that I waited hours for that yellow man to finally connect me to the internet only to realize that my mom had changed my privacy settings so that all I could do was check my e-mail and the weather. Gah those privacy settings were annoying. I just wanted to play games online.
Well today was an interesting day. I learned that the last day we are at the elementary school the boys and girls are dividing up by gender and getting a little talk about their changing bodies. When I found this out I immediately became very uncomfortable. I remember those talks a little too well. They were always awkward and the person talking always pointed out all of the adults in the room who had their period. Now I am one of those adults and I really do not want to be pointed out in the little talk. I think that I am going to share how the talks went when I was little because they are hilarious!!!
Third Grade:
We were the only 3rd grade class to ever get the talk. I am not sure why we got it. So the lady told us about our period and then we each got a bag with a pad and a little deodorant and then she lectured to us about how fortunate we are to live in a country that has pads because it is not like that everywhere. In some countries women have to go into a hut when it is their time of the month and they bleed onto woven mats. EWWW WTF why did she feel the need to share that with us? I have no idea but I totally remember it.
Fourth Grade:
We had some weird old lady come to give us the talk. She made us all stand up and we made a triangle out of our hands. We then made the triangle sit on our belly buttons and point upward. "Now girls a lot of changes will happen up here. You will get BOOBS" she screamed this at us totally excited. I thought it was weird and wanted to run from the room. Then we had to point our triangle down and she told us "now things are going to happen down here too. You are going to get your period!!!" this was also said with the same enthusiasm as before and it really freaked me out. I hated that talk. The lady was way too energetic. She also was like throwing pads and tampons into the air and letting them "rain down on us." she said that was a right of passage. Now I am not certain but I can pretty much assume that my fourth grade class is the only class who has ever had this special right of passage. bahahah that one was a loon.
Fifth Grade:
This is weird because I know that we got the talk in fifth grade but it was so normal in comparison to the other two that there is really nothing to say. Except it was once again awkward as always.
Point is I hated these talks when I was younger and I am pretty sure that I will not find a new appreciation for them but I sort of am looking forward to laughing to myself as these girls are put into this awkward talk for the first time hahahaha I am pretty sure that this talk is a right of passage and that pads and tampons raining down on you is not.
~Natasha
Monday, April 20, 2009
Indoor Recess

So today it was rainy and there was indoor recess. Now when I had indoor recess we would quietly sit and talk or play the various board games that were in the room. Our teacher always sat quietly grading papers or reading a book. This is not so today. Today there was indoor recess at our school and it was complete chaos. Kids were running around in the room and throwing bouncy balls everywhere. I thought I was losing my mind. Also the teacher said that they were really well behaved today but that the more they stay in for recess the naughtier they get. I really hope that they do not have to stay inside for much longer because I cannot imagine them getting worse.
~Natasha
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Wow Wow
~Natasha
P.S. I hope you had an amazing weekend like I did
Thursday, April 16, 2009
I FINALLY HAVE A FUNNY STORY!
So I was on my way back to school with Sallie and Elizabeth. We were at a local elementary school. So we are almost back to campus and we stop at a light and next to us a car full of high school boys pull up and none of them are wearing shirts. They all are unrolling their windows and staring and they are trying to get us to unroll ours. We were like WTF stop staring this is awkward. Then Sallie decided to unroll her window and ask them why they were not wearing shirts. They told us it was because they were so hot. They also showed us that they had packets of Kool-Aide and they were all holding up their cell phones and asking for our numbers. Elizabeth was like yay see I have one too. Then the light turned green and we drove away. Then the next light was red but they ended up several cars away from us this time. Then all of a sudden one of them was knocking on the window of our car and throwing a paper towel in with all of their numbers and saying that if we ever want to have a good time we should call them. We were laughing so hard. When we looked at the paper towel we noticed that there were like pieces of gum stuck in it too. It was nasty. Also boys you could have at least ripped out the gum. That was disgusting
~Natasha
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
My Song of Summer

So I know that it is not summer but that is sort of all I can think about so here it is
Sunshine and Summertime-- Faith Hill
I hope that you love it because I do.
Natasha
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
BORED
~Natasha
Monday, April 13, 2009
I Know, I Know
I hope that you had a really great Easter. Mine was good. There was a really hot guy in church on Easter so I could just watch him the whole mass. I mean I was paying attention but there was just a little bonus there! The Easter Bunny only brought us one basket and it had really gross candy inside so that was sort of a let down. Also I think that this is the last year that the Easter Bunny will ever be visiting us so that is also sort of sad. I really hope that Santa never stops because I have been working very hard to be on the nice list this year.
So this year we went to Easter at my Aunt's house and it was majorly awkward. It always is awkward whenever we go to my dad's side for holidays because my family does not really fit in at all. So I am used to not fitting in but it is always a little weird when you do not fit in with your own family. Ok so this is why we do not fit in because I know that you are wondering. Oh I should warn you it is sort of a long story. So my dad was the only kid in his family to go to college and get a degree. Then after that he moved away from home (the only one to do so) also he moved to Milwaukee (big evil city) so that was a no no. Then he married my mom, who at times can be a little stuck up but she is really loud and opinionated. So she fits in fine with the rest of the family but sometimes she makes them made with her conservative ideas. So then my dad never moved back home and then when my mom and dad had kids. We all went to private schools. None of my cousins went to private schools. Well except for one but he turned out sort of messed up so it does not count. So then they think that we are really rich and sort of snobby. Not the case at all. I myself am a really poor college student. Also I am super nice and not snobby at all. Well because we did not live up by everyone else we only visit 4-5 times a year. My cousins and Aunts and Uncles go to my Grandma and Grandpa's house every weekend. So they all know each other really well and we do not. Also no one in my family has ever done drugs... all of my cousins have. So that makes us those good kids who are like the teacher's pet. AWKWARD Wow the phone rang and now I lost my grove of spilling my guts hahahaha ok ok so yeah. It is weird. Also none of my cousins really went to college either and both my brother and I are. (I am sure my younger two siblings will too but they are not there yet) Well I guess my cousin Zach went to college and failed out his first semester and now just lives in the frat house and smokes pot. WEIRD I also saw him this weekend and he looked like a total creep. He had a moustace and really long (longer than mine) hair. It was weird. Also my cousin Jeremy went to college and he is now a hall director for some dorm at a college in North Carolina. So that is 1.25 of my cousins that went to college out of about 40 so not that great. Yup so it was super awkward this weekend. So I basically just sat and talked to my sister the whole time and wished that I was at home. Also the whole time we were there my cousin's girlfriend kept glaring at us and I wanted to be like that is rude so knock it off, but as I said earlier I am polite so I did not say anything.
It was a pretty good Easter.
~Natasha
If you want I can tell you some awkward/weird stories too. I just got sick of writing about it bahahahaha
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Goodness
I am so psyched for Easter break. So SO SO excited. This is a much needed break even though I just had Spring Break. Also this will probably be my last post until I get back to school. Sorry it is such a super awful one. I now have to finish cleaning and packing for tomorrow. I am so excited!
~Natasha
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Day Off

So today I had no classes but that does not mean that I did not have anything to do. I had so much work to do. In fact, instead of relaxing I was totally stressed out all day hacking away at my to do list. I did get pretty far but even so it was exhausting. I sort of wish that I could go to bed but I have to stay awake. I am sitting up in my bed doing work right now. My roommate thinks that it is weird that I work in my bed all the time. Actually you might be thinking that too right now but I will explain why. We no longer have a futon in our room so the only other place I can sit is in my awful not at all comfortable desk chair. I have been sitting in that all day and I want something a little more comfy. Also from my bed I have a really nice view of campus and can do some people watching. If there is anything in this world that I love it is people watching. That picture is my view right now. But I can see everyone really well. Right now lots of groups of people are walking to dinner and two boys are walking down the path eating ice cream. It is also sort of chill and peaceful watching all these people. I sort of love it. Also I get a lot of good ideas for blogs up here. BAHAHAHAHA kidding I have not had a good blog idea or topic in quite some time. Well enjoy your day and do some people watching!
~Natasha
Monday, April 6, 2009
It's My Birthday
Today is this blog's first brithday!!! Can you believe it has already been a year since I started this thing to ramble about my boring life. So my question for you is what are your top 5 posts that I have done? I will give you mine
Natasha's Top Five Posts:
- April 11, 2008-- If All The Raindrops Were Lemondrops and Gumdrops...
- April 23, 2008-- The Tale of the Burned Out Lightbulb
- April 25, 2008-- Hang In There
- July 4, 2008-- The Wags Have a Sven!!
- December 3, 2008-- Here Is Your Vocabulary List
- March 23, 2009-- I May Have A Stalker
Ok so that list turned out to be 6 but I did not want to eliminate one and hurt its feelings so I didn't.
HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY BLOG!!!
~Natasha
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Spring

Basically I love spring. Today I opened the windows in my room and let the air cleanse it. It was lovely. Today I also watched the movie Jesus Camp and it really made me mad. Seriously if you are like those people I want you to comment and tell me so that I can understand you. Right now I do not understand you at all. Also I watched Knocked Up and I loved it. So funny.
well get outside and enjoy this beautiful Sunday!
Natasha
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Not My Day
Story 2
So my family is not picking me up for Easter. My mom has decided that I can just stay at school and hang out until they come up Friday night. The only problem is that I am done with school on Thursday at 11:00 in the morning so... I am going to be bored. Also we are not going to have Easter at our house like we always do. We are instead going to Easter with my dad's family. I just want to return to the city.
~Natasha
Friday, April 3, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
April!!
So you know how sometimes like in newspapers there is a this day in history sort of deal? Well I have one of those for you today.
This day in history in 2008
Natasha woke up and got out of bed. Laurie was sitting at her desk. She had a HUGE smile on her face and turned to me and said. Did you hear? I was thinking I just got up so what the hell no I did not hear whatever you are going to tell me. So then she says The Jonas Brother's canceled their tour. Now she knew how excited I was about this so I was like what. Also I was still a little asleep and so I was processing things a little slower than normal. So then I sat down at my desk and was about to google it when I was like is this an April Fools Day joke? she told me that yes it was and burst out laughing like a little kid who had just told the world's worst (but best to them) knock- knock joke. I just rolled my eyes and was like you are a dumbass.
~Natasha
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
The List

As you may know I really like making lists so here is a list of everything that I still have to do.
- Math/ Science Unit Plan
- Math/Science 8 Lesson Outline
- Post class disabilities paper
- Literature building block
- video diary
- research shows paper
- technology building block
- fix social studies paper
- fix social studies website
I am so over school. I just want to live my real life.
Natasha
Monday, March 30, 2009
Crush
Something happened for the first time
Deep inside it was a rush, what a rush
Cause the possibility
That you would ever feel the same way
About me, just too much, just too much
Why do I keep running from the truth?
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized
And I just got to know
Do you ever think when you're all alone
All that we can be, where this thing can go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it really just another crush?
Do you catch a breath when I look at you?
Are you holding back like the way I do?
Cause I've tried and tried to walk away
But I know this crush ain't going away-ay-ay
Going away-ay-ay
Has it ever crossed your mind
When we're hanging, spending time girl?
Are we just friends? Is there more? Is there more?
See it's a chance we've gotta take
Cause I believe that we can make this into
Something that will last, last forever, forever!
Do you ever think when you're all alone
All that we could be, where this thing could go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it really just another crush?
Do you catch a breath when I look at you?
Are you holding back like the way I do?
Cause I've tried and tried to walk away
But I know this crush ain't going away-ay-ay
Going away-ay-ay
Why do I keep running from the truth?
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized
And I just got to know
Do you ever think when you're all alone
All that we could be, where this thing could go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it really just another crush?
Do you catch a breath when I look at you?
Are you holding back like the way I do?
Cause I've tried and tried to walk away
But I know this crush ain't going away-ay-ay
This crush ain't going away-ay-ay
Going away
Going away-ay-ay
Going away-ay-ay
Well I saw my crush today and "this crush ain't going away-ay-ay"
Natasha
Sunday, March 29, 2009
GAH!!
Natasha
P.S. I am back to normal and hate myself for getting so excited about something so not exciting.
P.P.S. I regret confessing this to you.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
The Unicorn Song
A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo,
and take some of those...
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns
Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
He marched the animals two by two
And he called out as they came through
Hey Lord,
I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns"
And Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them silly unicorns
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling
And we just can't wait for no unicorns"
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see unicorns to this very day
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorns
[New Lyrics]
Now you might think this is the ending to the song,
But I'll have to tell you friends that in fact you're wrong
You see, Unicorns are magical, so when the rain started pouring,
They grew themselves some wings and they took to soaring.
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
But if you're looking for the unicorns, don't be forlorn,
The second star to the right and straight on until morning.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
AMANDA IS VISITING FRIDAY
So my good friend Amanda is visiting on Friday and that is what is keeping me going right this very second. I do not know how else I could make it through this awful week without this light at the end of the tunnel. BAHHA I so hope that Amanda reads this. Actually maybe not... she might get a little weirded out.
Natasha
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Peace Out!!
Natasha
Monday, March 23, 2009
I May Have a Stalker

So this afternoon I was sitting in my room watching Desperate Housewives when all of a sudden my phone rings. I look at it and it says the number is withheld and that is what it always says when my younger brother calls. So I assumed that it was him and answered.
CONVERSATION ONE
Me: Hello?
(static noises)
Me: Hello?
Boy: Hi is this Allison?
Me: No this isn't
Boy: Aww man then I must have dialed the number wrong sorry.
Me: No that is ok do not worry about it.
Boy: Well you sound a lot like Allison.
Me: Well I can assure you that I am not Allison.
Boy: Bye
Me: Bye
Ok not all that awkward. But seriously I am not Allison even though I may sound like her.
So then I totally forgot about the weird phone call and went back to the show. Then 15 min later there is another call on my phone. This time the number was listed so I did not think about the previous caller.
Me: Hello
Boy: Aww man did I dial the same number again?
Me: (laughing) Yes
Boy: Ok now trust me I am not a total dumbass and do not do this a lot so sorry.
Me: Ok
LONG AWKWARD PAUSE
Boy: ...
Just as he starts to say something I say goodbye because I thought it was weird that he was not talking.
Me: Bye
Boy: um ok yeah Bye
AWKWARD
Seriously I really want to know what he was going to say.
Ok so 20 min after that I get this text from the same number
"Is ur face as beautiful as ur voice? :-)"
So is this a creep or someone playing a prank on me? Either way I do not like it at all. Cut it out it is weird and creeping me out.
Natasha
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
2 Days
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Natasha and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day

So here is what went down today. In a bulleted format for a more laid back, easy to read style
- I woke up this morning at 7:00 and did not want to get out of bed because I was so sleepy
- Got out of bed and quickly got dressed in the dark.
- Packed my things and left my room
- Walked outside and it was raining.
- Seriously considered going back to bed
- Chose to go to class and kept walking
- Almost fell on ice on several occasions
- Considered going back to bed
- Stepped in large puddle. Paused and kept going
- Arrived in class
- Learned that I have 2 lesson plans and a unit plan outline due on Friday
- Left Science and went to literature
- Learned that I have no literature class on Friday :)
- Went to Social Studies.
- Turned in m crappy awful first draft of my paper.
- Found out our final paper is due after spring break
- got lunch
- had emotional breakdown when I saw how much I would have to do over spring break
- took a 3.5 hour nap
- woke up
- in a semi better mood.
- My life still sucks
Hahaha I think this might be my most depressing blog ever
~Natasha
Sunday, March 8, 2009
BONUS!
It is snowing really hard here. Like a blizzard. It is snowing so hard that I cannot even see to the tree about 10-ish feet from my window. There was also just a really big thunder sound. I hope this deters Leah's return because she will not be able to see and drive in the snow. But if she is driving I hope she is safe. (I am really not that mean of a person) Also I tried to take a picture of it for you but the screen of my window got in the way and it just turned out like a weird grid so sorry. Just imagine looking out and only seeing white. That is what it is like. CRAZY.... um is this a good enough reason to cancel classes for tomorrow? Probably not but I wish it was.
And The Countdown Begins...
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Ob La Di Ob La Da

So basically it is almost the weekend but this weekend I am busy all day Saturday. What a drag. I have also decided to give up Perez Hilton for good. I think that he is an ass so that is that. I just thought you might want to know. What else??? Um I was a teacher today. It was really hard but really fun... Um I got a new camera today... I am not showering tonight... What else do you need to know? Probably nothing. In fact, I think that I may have told you too much information.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Word To Your Mother
Natasha
Monday, March 2, 2009
Once Upon A Time...
Sunday, March 1, 2009
March!
This weekend was very relaxing and chill. Basically Friday night I just sat around and played the guitar and then I watched the movie Thirteen which is just amazing. I loved it. Then yesterday I just played the guitar all day. It was so fun. I love the guitar. So So much. I cannot really play anything really well yet but by summer I should have a few more songs down. Then I just watched a lot of movies this weekend here is the full list. They were all AMAZING
- Thirteen
- The Bad Mother's Handbook
- In The Land Of Women
- The Messengers
- Speak
~Natasha
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Tampons and Pads

So today I was enjoying a lovely evening of procrastination when someone knocked on my door. This is what went down.
"Hey Natasha"
"Hey Becca what is up?"
"We are doing a service project and do you have any feminine products you would want to donate to our cause?"
"Umm let me look."
"Hey Leah do you have anything?"
"Yes here you can have some of my deodorant. I have an extra one."
"Yeah I have no idea where my stuff is."
"Well you have until March 8."
WTF?!?!?!?!?! I will not be donating anything. That was so frickin' awkward.
~Natasha
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Three... Two... One... BLASTOFF!!
~Natasha
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
The Importance of Breakfast
So this morning as I was walking to class I happened to be walking with a lot of girls from my classes. A professor I had from last semester came up and was walking with us and she asked me if we all came from breakfast. I responded "psh no I do not get up early enough for breakfast" This prompted a long lecture about the importance of breakfast... "if you even just break the word down break fast. You just have to eat something quickly in the morning to start your metabolism." ... "You might think that you would consume less calories by skipping breakfast but that is not so. You consume about 200 more calories by skipping it" ... "even right now you could be eating a granola bar and then you would be good to start your day." ... "please eat it tomorrow It will make me feel better." ... "My sister never eats breakfast and I just do not unserdtand it." This was one of the most awkward/funniest things that has happened to me in quiet some time. I hope you are laughing tomorrow morning when you are eating breakfast. FYI I for sure will be eating breakfast tomorrow. That was worse than a lecture from my own mother.~Natasha
Sunday, February 15, 2009
So Sorry
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
God Really Does Love Everyone

It is spring!! I feel happy also there is good ice cream in the cafeteria tonight. That is always delicious. So today there was mud and puddles everywhere and I totally loved it! Even though it made my pants all gross and disgusting I could care less. It is not cold and the snow is all melting. The river is thawing. SPRING SPRING SPRING!!!! I LOVE THE SPRING.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Why Are You So Rude? Part 2
Natasha
Saturday, February 7, 2009
2 weeks down!
Have a wonderful Saturday!
Thursday, February 5, 2009
A Little Eye Candy for Today

Alright so my post has nothing to do with him what so ever but I thought you might enjoy a little eye candy. I really have nothing to talk to you about at the moment. Hmm today I made a new facebook friend... at really good food... had a really long day in classes... played the guitar... yeah that is really all I did today. So... Hmmm... Well I do have this to say. TOMORROW is FRIDAY!!! YAY
Natasha
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
My Love...
When I was a little girl in 5th grade I really wanted the new Backstreet Boys CD for my birthday. My dad who was very anti BSB had another idea. When I open the present from my dad it is not the BSB CD instead it is Van Morrison's Greatest Hits. I was seriously pissed. One, who the hell was this guy? and Two, Why did I want his CD? I did not. My dad had bought me a present for himself. After throwing a huge fit about how selfish my dad was being. I put the CD into my CD player and I immediately fell in love. Van's voice is amazing and the way he sings just makes me wish that I were musically talented. I never admitted to my dad that I liked him. But let's face it I LOVE VAN MORRISON!!! OK? I love his music. I now buy more and more of his songs on iTunes whenever someone gives me money for it. So go to iTunes and check him out.
My favorite song of his (at the moment. Seriously it changes by the second because I love them all) is
Madame Joy (here are the lyrics)
All the men would turn their head
When she walked down the street
Clothes are fine and hair that shine
Smiling oh so sweet, smiling oh so sweet
Got a taste of all religion
Comes on with the new
In her hair a yellow ribbon
And she's decked out all in blue
Oh yes in, decked out all in blue
Steppin' lightly, steppin' brightly
With her books in hand
Going to the university to teach them
Help them understand
And are helping 'em understand
And all the kids would love to see her
Follow in her steps
And tell her stories and adore her
Climb in through the fence
Climb in through the fence
Here she comes walking
Here she comes talking
I do believe it's Madame Joy
Walking past that old street corner
And she's looking for her boy
Oh yes she is, looking for her boy
Steppin' lightly, steppin' brightly
With her books in hand
Going to the university to teach them
Help them understand
Yeah, help them understand
I was looking at the way she moved me
And I was seeing every side
Tell me, can I learn the language
Have you got the mind, have you got the mind
Here she comes walking
Here she comes talking
I do believe it's Madame Joy
She's walking by that old street corner
And she's looking for her boy
Oh yes looking for her boy
And all the men would turn their head
When she walked down the street
Clothes refined and hair that shine
And smiling oh so sweet, oh yes, she's smiling oh so sweet
Smiling, smiling oh so sweet, yeah, yeah, yeah
Smiling, smiling oh so sweet
And all the men would
And all the men would turn their head around
When that woman walked down the street
When that woman walked down the street
When that, when that woman walked
When that woman walked, when that woman walked
When that woman walked, when that woman walked
When that woman walked, what she wore
When that woman, when that woman, when that woman
When that woman, when that woman, when that woman
When that woman, when that woman, when that woman
When that woman, when that woman walked
She just walked
Just kept on walking down the street
When she walked, when she walked down
AMAZING
~Natasha
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Only 25 more days of February Left!!
Natasha
Monday, February 2, 2009
Happy Groundhog's Day!
I am just not really in the blogging mood today. Sorry. This is all I really have to say.
Natasha
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Happy February!!

Today is February 1 and so in honor of today I would like to tell you all about February
- It is the second month of the year
- It is the shortest month
February 14 is Valentine's Day
February 16 is President's Day
On each of these days I will have a special blog (if I remember and if there is nothing more exciting to talk about) describing the holiday and why I love it. Basically my favorite day is Groundhog Day because seriously WTF.
Also this year Lent begins in February. So Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday) is February 24 and Ash Wednesday is February 25. I will also write about those of course.
Also my mom is coming today and she was just going to stop by and drop stuff off on the way to visit a school my brother is looking at. BUT she is coming up earlier and taking me out to lunch.
Also in case you are reading this. This is for an audience. My friends and family read this and LOVE it.
~Natasha
Saturday, January 31, 2009
What to do?
~Natasha
Friday, January 30, 2009
Why Are You So Rude?
Whenever she is napping I am really considerate and keep all the lights off and the door closed. I also try not to make that much noise so that I do not wake her up.
BITCH
~Natasha
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Yeah...

Today I got the wonderful opportunity to check the book Chicka Chicka Boom Boom out from the library and read it today. Tomorrow in my lit class we are reading each other stories. I am so excited for it. What a perfect way to spend my Friday. So this first week has gone by so so quickly and I hope that this whole semester can go this fast because after this it is SUMMER. I am sure that you are already aware of how much I love LOVE summer. Seriously it is what I live for and why I do not drown myself in the Fox when I have a lot of homework. hahaha kidding. Ok so I was just reading this aloud to myself kinda thinking like hmmm what could I add? and my roommates friend walked in to grab something and just stared at me like what the hell is your problem. Oh god that was so funny/awkward. I wish that someone could have been here to witness that.
Ok I am done BAHAHAHA
Natasha









