- Once in third grade we were rehearsing for mass. The church was starting to decorate for advent and christmas so they had just brought in these huge christmas trees. As we were practicing the first reading all of a sudden a bird flew out of the tree and started flying around the church. Lots of us were screaming and then our teacher mad us leave the church because we were not behaving.
- Sometimes i was a mean kid. There were these two twins in my class. Their last name was Mathie and they always used to pretend that they were martians and lived on mars because their last name started with m. well they were sort of a part of my group of friends but one day no one wanted to play with them at recess. Lizzie confronted me after recess and asked why we would not play with her and i responded by saying something so mean. I still actually regret this and feel awful. I told her that her and her whole family could just jump on that spaceship and head right back to mars becasue no one wanted them here on earth. As a result of this i got in major trouble with Mrs. DuVall in fact she made me cry. (sorry this one was not funny)
- When I was little we learned how to tell time on a clock right. Well i had a watch and it was digital so i figured that learning how to tell time on an actual clock was irrelevant so i just never learned it. Then in 3rd grade we had a test on it and i failed. After that Sr. Teresa made me sit in the back of the classroom with Kevin until i learned how to tell time. This was so embarrassing that i did not tell my mom until 3 years ago
- One time i had a huge crush on this kid matthew. My brother sat with him at lunch one day and told him
yup those are my stories for today. Sorry kind of a let down many of them/ all of them are not that funny at all
~Natasha
2 comments:
Hahahaha okay, no. Those were absolutely hilarious. My favorite one was the one where you told that girl to get back on her spaceship and head back to Mars. Funniest. Thing. Ever. That might be the only mean thing you've ever said in your entire life.
Also, I will share a story. Okay so in second grade, it was maybe like a month after I had my first communion. It was a Wednesday because we all had to go to Mass. Well, anyway, for some reason I decided that I was just going to save my host and eat it during lunch or for snack at recess or something. So I get up to the front of the line and the person gives me the host and I do the little thing that you do after you get the host, and then I went back to my seat and slipped it in my pocket. Well, the whole rest of the time we are at Mass I am sitting their grinning like an fool because I felt like I had just pulled a fast one and slid under everybody's radar. Apparently not. As soon my class got back to our classroom, the principal was knocking on our door and asking to talk to me. I got a huge lecture about desecrating the body of Christ. I denied everything, including her accusations that I had not been paying attention during preparation for my first communion ("I wish someone would have told me they were sacred!!"). Well, in the end she took my host away and told me that she would be having a discussion with my religion teacher. So she won that round I guess. And managed to scare me into never stealing a host again.
Thanks for sharing that I laughed so hard that I almost spit the water out of my mouth and all over my computer screen. Also I am still laughing and Leah is looking at me like I have lost it
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