Sometimes I Am Really Dumb Bahahahahaha

So here is a semi-funny story but maybe you had to be there. today i had a major dumb moment In English we wrote silly poems and then had to read them out loud so after everyone had read them this happened
English Professor: So Natasha what is one word that describes all of these poems
Natasha: um... fun
English Professor: Yes they were fun and very silly. So would you say that any of these poems were really deep or meaningful?
Natasha: No
English Professor: Right it was just for fun we were all just being silly. Have you ever just written silly poetry before this
Natasha: No
English Professor: Really you have never written silly poetry before this?
Natasha: Well maybe?
English Professor: How old are you? Less then twenty?
Natasha: Yes
English Professor: So did you maybe do anything like this about fifteen years ago?
Natasha: Oh like when i was a little kid yes
English Professor: Good i was worried about your childhood

DUH hahahaha after this i was like gosh that was really dumb of me it reminded me of this other story
English Professor: So Walt Whitman's published works is called Leaves of grass why do you suppose that is?
Dumb Girl: I don't really like know
English Professor: let's pretend that it is a really nice day out and we hold class on the front lawn which we might do one of these days. Okay so we are having class on the lawn and i ask you to please count all of the blades of grass on the front lawn how many would there be?
Dumb Girl: I am not really sure
English Professor: well would it be a big number or a small number?
Dumb Girl: I don't know
English Professor: well would you only find four blades of grass or would there be more?
Dumb Girl: four?
English Professor: There are only four blades of grass on the whole front lawn? Are we suffering from a drought?
Dumb Girl: Actually i think that there might be more than four
English Professor: Good!


hahahaha yeah well now i have to finish my dumb English essay i hope you enjoyed these stories because i think that they are really funny

~Natasha